It’s not beer. Don’t worry about it. This koozie is for minding your business, dodging questions, and keeping whatever isn’t beer cold. Minimal text. Maximum implication. Perfect for parties, lives, tailgates, family events, and any situation where explanations are optional. • Made from neoprene • Waterproof • Dual-size customization • Ribbed seams • Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm) • Spot clean as needed • Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US